I KNOW NOBODY CARES, BUT SHUSH IT OR I'LL FORGET.

The same way I insult myself so that I don't have to hear it from other people, I also confess too many things about myself so that I can avoid people getting too close; that way I can't be shocked if they know something new about me, because I'm likely to have told them already. I get too close so it pushes them away, I destroy my own self-confidence so that I don't have other people making much of an effect. I tell myself I'll be alone forever so it wont hurt so much at the time...Yet it kind of betrays another part of myself that holds me to high expectations and is bitterly disappointed when I don't meet them.
SO
CONCLUSION:
Anyone who finds something out me that I /DON'T/ know, then I'm impressed and grow overly attached to them. THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTS, THAT'S ALL IT TAKES.
ALSO
I won't be happy with myself probably, like, ever.